What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

No go.

Loons and Moons

Why do people who aren't trans feel the need to put pronouns next to their name or picture? It seems so cringeworthy to me, to participate in that SJW paradigm of thought, like they are a spineless person who just goes along with the trends.

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Cognizant's CEO tells us his counterargument to the idea that AI will decimate entry-level white-collar jobs - Business Insider

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Sweden’s Maja Stark wins U.S. Women’s Open for first major championship - NBC Sports

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Russia launches aerial assault on Kyiv days after Ukraine’s audacious drone attack on bomber fleet - CNN

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

ISS Research & Development Conference Cancellation - NASA Watch

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

What was the most inappropriate thing your parent caught you doing as a teen? Was in the bedroom, I thought nobody else was home. My sister and I shared that bedroom but I knew she was gone. I didn’t know my dad was home though.

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How will artificial intelligence impact employment and the job market?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

At least 32 Zotac RTX 5090 buyers at Micro Center find only backpacks inside the boxes - TechSpot

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading